 |
misTrust Agents |
|
| Introducing to you the currently active elite of misTrust Agents: | |
|
misTrust Agent X - You may notice that this agent doesn't have a number like the others. This isn't just because we can't think of a catchy sequential number. No no no, this is because this misTrust Agent is special. This Agent is the Agent. The original misTrust Agent. The one who's warped mind helped devise the concept of National misTrust. His specialist misTrust moments are fountains and "moons"! |
|
misTrust Agent 001 - This Agent is the other mixed up individual who helped create the wonder that is The National misTrust. Agent 001 can normally be found behind the camera and as well as starring in the odd misTrust picture, is the brains behind a large number of classic misTrust moments! |
 |
misTrust Agent 002 - The first female Agent or Agentess if you will. Her gender being a great advantage to her as people tend to be less suspicious of a lady! More fool them as she uses this knowledge to devastating effect. Her subtlety combined with cheekiness produce some fantastic results. |
 |
misTrust Agent 003 - Fearless is his middle name. Well, not literally as Agent "Fearless" 003 just sounds a bit rubbish really! With no regard for personal safety, staring humiliation in the face, this Agent throws himself at an opportunity and never fails to deliver. If you are a National Trust volunteer and see this man approaching with his membership card... take cover... or take it off him! |
 |
misTrust Agent 004 - Slightly more "mature" than the average agent, she blends in to the crowd at any National Trust property. That is until she spots an opportunity and the young girl in her is released! However, once the picture is taken, in a flash, she is gone like a chameleon. She is once again just an average visitor enjoying her day out. Quite quite brilliant! |
 |
misTrust Agent 005 - Normally a quiet, reserved individual who some might call shy. Put her in front of a camera and give her a property to play with and all that goes out of the window. Surprising even her closest friends with her antics, Agent 005 never fails to shock with her cunning and stealth. An exciting one for the future too as she has an excellent eye for spotting misTrust moments! Expect to see more of her very soon (more often that is... filthy mind!). |
 |
misTrust Agent 006 - Whilst going about her everyday life this agent is in a position of responsibility, a trust-worthy individual, someone who you can have faith in... that is of course except for on missions. Then all that goes right out of the window. A particularly ballsie agent who has been known to venture into the scary world of a gent's public loo in her quest for a misTrust moment! Such dedication we admire! |
 |
misTrust Agent 007 - "The name's 007, Agent 007"! Ah, the sacred ground of Bond... surely this number could only be given to the most secret of agents. One who would carry the flag of misTrust and set an example to us all? You're not wrong! And that is why Agent 007 is 007 through and through. One subtle difference... he prefers to point and shoot a 35mm camera rather than a Walther PPK... rather fortunate for any agents working with him I'd say! |
 |
misTrust Agent 008 - Yes, we know its a swan. No, we're not losing the plot. And yes, we have disguised him. misTrust Agent 008 lives at Baddesley Clinton in Warwickshire. A rather agressive fellow who impressed us with his domination of his path. Nobody was getting past him without a fight. One brave couple tried and the doctors tell me that the nightmares and flashbacks should stop soon! His ability to disrupt the average member's visit and his rudeness has made him worthy of his place here! |
 |
misTrust Agent 009 - With the most innocent of faces this agent can infiltrate past even the tightest NT volunteer security (without even waking them) and then capture classic moments for us all to enjoy. Despite this individual being present at many a "hit", she had not actually featured in any mistrust moments. Finally the urge to join the ranks of our elite club got the better of her and it was the unsuspecting Barrington Court that fell prey to her first triumph. |
 |
|